Because Killer Instinct Happened Way Too Long Ago

Combo Breaker

Congratulations, Barack.  God damn it, if you eff this up…

Photog of the Day: Ominous

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Sunset over Edsall Road, October 3

My Friends, Americans Are Scary F$*@kers

Via the Guardian:

The connection to the Order is evident in the numbers the two men scrawled on their car on Saturday shortly before they were arrested: 14 and 88. The so-called Fourteen Words is a slogan – “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children” – coined by Order member David Lane, who also wrote an essay called 88 Precepts. In white supremacist circles, 14-88 is a shorthand expression of allegiance to the beliefs put forth by Lane and the Order, who wanted to found a white homeland where they could preserve the “Aryan race” from being polluted by non-whites and enslaved by the “Zionist-occupied government” of the US. Lane also advocated polygamy and a kind of European paganism he called Wotanism.

All those pent-up racist emotions that crazy people have kept relatively pent up are going to come waaay out of the woodwork if my boy wins. Good luck to us all…

But! Maybe McCain will pull it out? Check out Real Clear Politics’ fun stats and waste a few hours biting your fingernails about it!

Let’s Just Get This Over With

McCain is feeling feisty! At least, so says the Herald. And ya know what, that is not a bad way to describe the little bugger. I’m sure he is just chomping at the bit to either avoid the emergency RNC meeting scheduled for after the election (sshhh) so he can avoid the plane crash (ZING!) or pop some bottles and let Cindy steal just a tiny sip of champagne to choke down those painkillers as she realizes she’s actually First Lady. (Whoops! Too far? I do feel bad for her. She’s in a bad marriage and probably hates her life more than any of us can imagine. If she needs some little white helpers to get her through, so be it.) Republicans are pushing away old Bushy to let McCain have the spotlight, or try, anyway, on the eve of Election Day. Speculations about the results are raging (this Kenyan newspaper is actually a really interesting read, and totally doesn’t have a favorite candidate, LOL. Did you know they have a bull ready for celebratory slaughter when they find out he wins? Par-tay!) and Americans are trying to remember if they’ve already voted or not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. I AM SO SICK OF THIS ELECTION. So the fact that tomorrow is voting day and tomorrow night is speculation night and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday are recount days just excites me like nothing else. IT WILL FINALLY BE OVERRRRR!!!

But, on the eve of this momentous and dragged out election, we gotta send condolences out to Barry: His grandmother passed away in Honolulu. 😦 Sad faces all around… here’s hoping he has a few minutes to actually grieve before he has to lead the free world, or whatever.

Hey, Pennsylvania, what the hell is up?

Palin Gets Owned

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/01/masked-avengers-prank-cal_n_140023.html

‘Nuff said.

Theater of the Absurd

I’m sure everyone is flipping out about the election but hell, it’s not like Obama can lose. Has anybody noticed that the liberal media bias is totally kicking ass right now? I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for the thunder. Senator McCain seems to have deluded himself into thinking he actually has a chance. This belief is probably rooted in some kind of faith in the Bradley effect. To be honest, it’s something I fear. It is a serious possibility. Americans suck sometimes.

Meanwhile, I hope everyone is staying vigilant. Our country is sinking into a pit of shit. Regardless of who becomes president, there are dangerous precedents being set and George Orwell is spinning in his grave at the moment. More on the America’s epic transition from beacon of liberty and justice to totalitarian dictatorship tonite.